Today the incredible trainer known only as "Breaunt" (rumored nom de gym for a WOD-crafting-artist-chef of highest repute) will be creating one of his workouts, fit for the elites. It will be a tribute to the "back to school" season we're enjoying now.
You can bring a pencil but you might not need it. When he said it would be a test like no other we were hoping he was talking about the three R's...
Hint: w-a-c-k-y = s-w-e-a-t-y, go!
Run (don't walk) to school: each person on the team has to run, one at a time, with 5 books in hand, 400m. Then pass the books to next team member to do the same. This goes until all 4 people have run the 400m. Punishment for dropping books is optional.
Engineering: as soon as the first person starts the run, each team is given an outline for the second task, the planning of which can begin immediately. The task is to carry 10 items 800m.
The items include:
26/35 lb kb (women's)
35/53 lb kb (men's)
2 x 10/25 lb plates (women's)
2 x 25/35 lb plates (men's)
6/12 lb medicine ball (women's)
16/20 lb medicine ball (men's)
2 2 x 4 boards (unisex)
To assist them in the process, each team will be provided with rope and tie downs.
When the relay is complete, the team can begin the next leg of the journey, which is an 800m carry of these items.
Math: when the team returns, the team will then have 15 seconds to calculate the cumulative weight that they carried. Clock starts as soon as the question is handed to the team. The punishment is written into the question, so as to burn more time.
Remedial study hour: for every second after the 15 seconds they guess, and for each pound away from the actual weight, they will have to perform 1 burpee, cumulatively. Teams can use paper and pencil.
P.E.: take the weights you have carried and perform the following tasks:
200 wall balls, cumulative (women w/ women's medball, men w/ men's)
200 back squats
200 kb loaders/unloaders (deadlift kb onto box, take off box -- 1 rep)
Run home from school: team run together around the church.
"There’s more money in amputating the limbs of diabetics than in counseling them on diet and exercise."
Here's a link to an article on a fascinating health related fight that is shaping up in the legislature. Will the competing greed of the agribusiness lobby be outdone by the insurance industry lobby? Will the American public ever actually benefit?
Preventive medicine through good nutritional practices is the responsibility of each of us, but this gives an interesting perspective on the actual priority your individual health holds with our legislators. Thanks to J. Lewis, nutritional researcher.